The Hit is Because I'm Nice

Dear Coworker,
I understand how you could think such. I was just being nice. Many times, people mistake this niceness and come to the conclusion that I might be hitting on them. However, I have never seen it approached with such conviction that they are convinced I am hitting on them hardcore, all the time.

Dear Coworker, I was just being nice to you. I am happy to inform you that I have no interest in you at all. See my previous entries on the "no spark" feeling, and apply it to yourself. I do hope that you can realize was just trying to be your friend, which you should welcome, as most others we work with don't share the same sentiment.

Kisses!